mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)



holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*



idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.



i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween



ICF